#drunk

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink." "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it." Exchange between Lady Astor and Winston Churchill— ↗

— Winston Churchill

#classic-insult #drunk #wife

Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift... The hangover comes the day after. ↗

— Joyce Brothers

#being #buying #buzz #comes #credit

Life on the road can get a little one-dimensional. I didn't want to reach 40 and have to say all I'd done was look out the window of a tour bus and get drunk. ↗

— Bruce Dickinson

#done #drunk #get #i #life

Alcohol is barren. The words a man speaks in the night of drunkenness fade like the darkness itself at the coming of day. ↗

— Marguerite Duras

#barren #coming #darkness #day #drunkenness

Because of the high altitude, you get drunk really fast. So everyone's drunk all the time. ↗

— Clea Duvall

#because #drunk #everyone #fast #get

He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp posts - for support rather than for illumination. ↗

— Andrew Lang

#illumination #lamp #man #posts #rather

It's because you aren't thinking very clearly tonight." "I know. Being Drunk is weird." "Oh my god. I love you so much. Especially when you say stuff like that." "Like what?" "Nothing. Never mind. Although I'm dying to know why your shoe is green. ↗

— Jessica Sorensen

#drunk #funny #green #shoe #funny

Isn't there a danger with Tweeting, like drunk dialing? Isn't there a drunk Tweeting danger? ↗

— Julianna Margulies

#drunk #like #tweeting

You can't trust a promise someone makes while they're drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office. ↗

— Joe Moore

#hungry #love #makes #office #promise

Bill Clinton sitting on Air Force One getting his hair cut while people around the country cooled their heels and waited for him, became a metaphor for a populist president who had gotten drunk with the perks of his own power and was sort of, you know, not sensitive to what people wanted. ↗

— Dee Dee Myers

#air force #around #became #bill #bill clinton