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A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he's going to get sick on it.


Lyndon B. Johnson


#drunk #get #getting #getting drunk #going

A drunkard is one thing, and a temperate man is quite another.


Arthur Keith


#drunkard #man #one thing #quite #temperate

The irrational in the human has something about it altogether repulsive and terrible, as we see in the maniac, the miser, the drunkard or the ape.


George Santayana


#altogether #ape #drunkard #human #irrational

The sight of a drunkard is a better sermon against that vice than the best that was ever preached on that subject.


George Savile


#best #better #drunkard #ever #preached

Always do sober what you said you'd do when you were drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut!


Charles Scribner, Jr.


#drunk #keep #mouth #said #shut

I still party all the time and hang out with everyone who drinks, but I just don't personally, and don't really have the desire to get blitzed drunk any more.


Slash


#desire #drinks #drunk #everyone #get

It seems that whatever we do is somehow beyond reproach - murder, rape, drunk driving - as long as we go on a TV show and apologize.


Eric Stoltz


#beyond #driving #drunk #go #long

I am consciously surrendering conciousness.


Sarah Dunn


#love

I'm done peeing now." "Thank you for letting me know.


Jessica Park


#love #love

I’m a lifeguard at a brewery. When someone falls in a vat, I jump in after them and start gulping. It makes me feel good after letting people drown.


Bauvard


#funny #humor #lifeguards #funny






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