#drunk

If the world were a bar, America would currently be the angry drunk waving around a loaded gun. Yeah, the other people in the bar may be afraid of him, but they sure as hell don't respect him. ↗

— Wil Wheaton

#america #angry #around #bar #currently

Come, for my part I will have only those glorious, manly pleasures of being very drunk, and very slovenly. ↗

— William Wycherley

#come #drunk #glorious #i #manly

After the crash happened, I was so humiliated and embarrassed. I thought of Mothers Against Drunk Drivers, that they must hate me. ↗

— Tracey Gold

#against #crash #drivers #drunk #embarrassed

Peace was declared, but not all of us were drunk with joy or stricken blind. ↗

— George Grosz

#declared #drunk #joy #peace #stricken

I'm not a drunk anymore, but since they cut out my tongue, I sound drunk. ↗

— Eddie Van Halen

#cut #drunk #i #out #since

Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it. ↗

— Hannah More

#drunk #getting #getting drunk #going #like

I hate crowds of people pretending to be happy on one night of the year, where they get drunk and obnoxious by the end of the night. ↗

— Kenny Hickey

#crowds #drunk #end #get #happy

Sometimes when you're drunk you can see better. ↗

— Damien Hirst

#drunk #see #sometimes #you

Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied him with each drop of milk he has drunk. ↗

— Shmuel Y. Agnon

#drop #drunk #each #every #every man

I got drunk when I was five. Everybody gets drunk before they're 21. ↗

— Fiona Apple

#drunk #everybody #five #gets #got