#drunk

Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night. ↗

— Isaac Asimov

#all night #being #creationists #dreamt #drunk

And we used to do a lot of drugs and get very drunk on very cheap wine. ↗

— Santiago Durango

#drunk #get #lot #used #very

The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates. ↗

— Joe Garagiola

#drunk #hall #kangaroo #like #mound

Well it's hard to remember who, but I drunk dial a lot. ↗

— Adam Garcia

#drunk #hard #i #lot #remember

He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp posts - for support rather than for illumination. ↗

— Andrew Lang

#illumination #lamp #man #posts #rather

I'm like the drunk in the bar who wants just one more for the road. ↗

— Archie Moore

#drunk #i #just #just one #like

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. ↗

— Ernest Hemingway

#drunk #keep #mouth #said #shut

Not addicted to gluttony or drunkenness, this people who incur no expense in food or dress, and whose minds are always bent upon the defence of their country, and on the means of plunder, are wholly employed in the care of their horses and furniture. ↗

— Giraldus Cambrensis

#always #bent #care #country #defence

I toured Ontario in the winter of '48, in a touring company of The Drunkard, in which I played the bartender. ↗

— Jonathan Frid

#company #drunkard #i #ontario #played

When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel. ↗

— Bam Margera

#behind #drink #drunk #even #get