#end

Joan organizes our social life, and on weekends I follow her around. ↗

— Robert B. Parker

#follow #her #i #joan #life

I got thrown out of school several weeks in my senior year being caught in the girls' dorm. This was 1954, friends. The girls' dorm was off limits. Even to girls, I think. ↗

— Robert B. Parker

#caught #dorm #even #friends #got

Send it to someone who can publish it. And if they won't publish it, send it to someone else who can publish it! And keep sending it! Of course, if no one will publish it, at that point you might want to think about doing something other than writing. ↗

— Robert B. Parker

#course #doing #else #keep #might

And if you are a parent, introduce your children to their neighborhood library. It will give them a real sense of independence to have their own library card and enjoy borrowing books. ↗

— Sarah Jessica Parker

#borrowing #card #children #enjoy #give

You can't be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit. ↗

— Sarah Jessica Parker

#just #outfit #rat #squirrel #you

Friends are readily disappointed by the size of my closet. And I thought it was big! ↗

— Sarah Jessica Parker

#closet #disappointed #friends #i #readily

I tell my friends married life is boring, but that's just a fun thing to say to make single people feel better. ↗

— Sarah Jessica Parker

#boring #feel #friends #fun #fun thing

I wouldn't know how to be on Facebook if my life depended on it. ↗

— Sarah Jessica Parker

#facebook #how #i #know #life

I'm very, very concerned about the Bush presidency. I'm worried about the kinds of cuts in domestic programs that mean something to a lot of people, including members of my family, who depend on certain things from the government. ↗

— Sarah Jessica Parker

#bush #bush presidency #certain #certain things #concerned

I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff. ↗

— Trey Parker

#i #little #little time #real-world #shockingly