#end

If you're a waiter and you're waiting on me, you might get five percent, you might get seventy percent. It depends on how bad my math skills are that day. ↗

— Kelly Ripa

#day #depends #five #get #how

After Lock, Stock, all these really nasty small town characters came knocking at my door trying to tell me stories, and somehow I ended up with this guy whose brother was feeding people to pigs, and that's what he did to get rid of people. ↗

— Guy Ritchie

#brother #came #characters #did #door

Other than the fact that I like a country house, I can't think of anything I'd want to spend my money on. ↗

— Guy Ritchie

#country #fact #house #i #like

If somebody has a better idea than me, I'll take it if it surpasses what we have on the page because at the end of the day, it's me that takes the credit anyway! ↗

— Guy Ritchie

#because #better #better idea #credit #day

The English countryside is the most staggeringly beautiful place. I can't spend as much time there as I like, but I like everything about it. I like fishing, I like clay- pigeon shooting. ↗

— Guy Ritchie

#beautiful #beautiful place #countryside #english #english countryside

Fake relationships and fake people coming up to me and all of a sudden wanting to be my friend. ↗

— Jason Ritter

#fake #friend #me #my friend #people

Sitting in this chair, my recommendation would carry too much weight. ↗

— Michael Ritchie

#chair #much #recommendation #sitting #too

Man spends his life in reasoning on the past, in complaining of the present, in fearing future. ↗

— Antoine Rivarol

#fearing #future #his #life #man

I think as far as I've been able to understand from my friends that I went to college with and things like that is that it almost seems like Russian Roulette when you're coming out of the closet to your parents. ↗

— Jason Ritter

#almost #as far as #been #closet #college

I'm always frightened away by movies that lower the bar on our endeavor to learn more about the crazy weird creatures that we are. ↗

— Jason Ritter

#always #away #bar #crazy #creatures