#end

Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest. ↗

— Joe E. Lewis

#i #me #need #pest #show

A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world. ↗

— Jerry Lewis

#back #bit #brings #comedy #doing

When I hit around 65, 66, I started to feel tremendous worth and incredible personal esteem. I was becoming very cognisant of my contribution to the American spirit of helping your fellow man and all of the good stuff. ↗

— Jerry Lewis

#american spirit #around #becoming #contribution #esteem

If you want to make a dangerous man your friend, let him do you a favor. ↗

— Joe E. Lewis

#favor #friend #him #make #man

You go from Pampers to Depends! ↗

— Willard Scott

#go #you

It is incumbent upon each of us to improve spending and savings practices to ensure our own individual financial security and preserve the collective economic well-being of our great society. ↗

— Ron Lewis

#collective #each #economic #ensure #financial

Increased awareness and education could be a great help toward improving spending and saving habits and increasing participation and contribution levels to retirement plans. ↗

— Ron Lewis

#contribution #could #education #great #habits

Social Security Number Cards by themselves were never intended to be personal identity documents because they cannot confirm that a person presenting a card is actually the person whose name appears on the card. ↗

— Ron Lewis

#appears #because #cannot #card #cards

I'm still at the end of my rope because I find myself not handling things well when I travel. ↗

— Stephen Lewis

#end #find #handling #i #myself

A weapon isn't good or bad, depends on the person who uses it. ↗

— Jet Li

#depends #good #person #uses #weapon