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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #english




We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English.


Winston Churchill


#always #bit #english #found #irish

Death and its associates, after the initial shock, produce callousness.


R.K. Narayan


#death

I remember the very day, sometime during the first two weeks of my five-year amorous sojourn in Brutland, when I was made privy to one of the most arcane of their utterings. The time was ripe for that major epiphany, my initiation into the sacred knowledge—or should I say gnosis?—of that all-important, quintessentially Brutish slang term, the word that endless hours of scholastic education by renowned mentors, plus years of scrupulous scrutiny into scrofulous texts, had disappointingly failed to impart to me, leaving me with that deep sense of emptiness begotten by hemimathy; the time was finally ripe for me to be transported by the velvety feel of the unvoiced palato-alveolar fricative, the élan of the unpronounceable and masochistically hedonistic front open-rounded vowel, and, last but not least, the (admittedly short) ejaculatory quality of the voiced velar stop: all three of them combined together to form that miraculous lexical item, the word shag.


Spiros Doikas


#britain #british #english #humor #sex

Peter is ... adjusting. He's back in school, and he's doing quite well. I wish you could find it in your heart to forgive him." "I've got this funny resentful streak about people who try to kill me.


Josh Lanyon


#forgiveness

Bicky rocked, like a jelly in a high wind.


P.G. Wodehouse


#comedy #english #humor #jello #jelly

The worst of this sorry bunch of semi-educated losers are those who seem to glory in being irritated by nouns becoming verbs. How dense and deaf to language development do you have to be? If you don’t like nouns becoming verbs, then for heaven’s sake avoid Shakespeare who made a doing-word out of a thing-word every chance he got. He TABLED the motion and CHAIRED the meeting in which nouns were made verbs


Stephen Fry


#education

The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.


John Cleese


#contribution #cuisine #english #world

Lady Rowena gasped in horror at the sight of Lord Raoul's majestic purple-helmeted warrior of love.


Katie MacAlister


#love

She'd become an English major for the purest and dullest of reasons: because she loved to read.


Jeffrey Eugenides


#majors #reading-books #love






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