#er

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#child #christmas #morning #nothing #sadder

Go for Dr. Bowen as soon as you can. I think father is hurt. ↗

— Lizzie Andrew Borden

#father #go #hurt #i #i think

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#dreamers #lonely #only #owner #time

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#humor #hurt #laughter #line #pain

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#cares #catch #door #else #fire

If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#laugh #make #you

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#become #compassion #judgment #mother #slowly

I am dying, but with a strong hope and persuasion that my country will gain her independence. ↗

— David Wooster

#country #dying #gain #her #hope

I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#copy #geographic #how #i #leaf

There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#like #look #miserable #more #nothing