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Most of life's actions are within our reach, but decisions take willpower.


Robert McKee


#capability #decisions #determination #life #willpower

To be given permission to be confused -- and remain confused -- for as long as it takes would have been a huge gift.


Janet Jackson


#confusion #permission #self-acceptance #love

Every instance in my life, I've felt like the exact opposite of Superman. Except this time, this moment right now. I don't care. I don't feel like a weak, insipid sissy. Because right now I know I would save the girl. I know that I would rather risk the planet than let harm befall Eliza Wishart. I would save her in a second. Because I can imagine her and me huddled safe together while the earth falls under evil designs, but I can't imagine the world without her in it.


Craig Silvey


#jasper-jones #superman #young-love #design

My friends call me Wrath," says Raffe. "My enemies call me Please Have Mercy. What's your name, soldier boy?" Raffe's mocking tone brings a flush to my cheeks for no reason.


Susan Ee


#love-him #supermegafoxyawesomehot #love

Sinclair, your love is attracted to me. Once it begins to attract me, i will come. I will not make a gift of myself, I must be won.


Hermann Hesse


#hermann-hesse #love

I wish there existed philosophical delivery stations, where a person could call up and order an answer to such questions as, “Does life have meaning, and what’s the meaning of meaning?” Then a delivery guy with a thick German mustache would show up at your door within thirty minutes with an answer. And you could order a large two-topping answer for only 9.99, plus tip.


Jarod Kintz


#german #humor #meaning #mustache #philosophy

Never sleep with a lady only once, especially in the case of an older lady. -'Rhett


Rowena Cherry


#humor #racy #romance #rules-for-a-rake #sperm-donor

I knew it! I knew it! ” “Are we allowed to speak yet?” said Ron grumpily. Hermione ignored him. “Nicolas Flamel,” she whispered dramatically, “is the only known maker of the Philosopher's Stone!” This didn’t have quite the effect she’d expected. “The what?” said Harry and Ron. “Oh, honestly, don’t you two read? Look — read that, there.


J.K. Rowling


#hermione-granger #humor #philosopher-s-stone #ron-weasley #humor

Why do humans never do as they're told? Someone should replace you all with robots. No, on second though, they shouldn't, bad idea.


Jonathan Morris


#doctor-who #humor #science-fiction #humor

hermes has threatened me with slow mail. lousy Internet service and a horrible stock market if i publish this story. I hope he is just bluffing.


Rick Riordan


#heroes-of-olympus #humor #percabeth #percy-jackson #rick-riordan






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