#floor

I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the ones that keep me walking the floors at night. ↗

— Oscar Levant

#floors #friends #god #i #keep

One congressman asked 'I just want to know if you've accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior. The minister looked stunned, and he said 'no.' The whole table almost fell on the floor. The congressman was quite serious. That was his litmus test. ↗

— Jim Sasser

#almost #asked #christ #congressman #fell

As this is the first time I have had the floor, it may be well for me now to confess, that I am in the habit of freely imputing errors to my fellow-men. ↗

— Gerrit Smith

#confess #errors #fellow-men #first #first time

In a sad twist of fate, the bill to reauthorize the Patriot Act was debated on the floor of the House of Representatives the same day that terrorists struck again. ↗

— Jim Sensenbrenner

#again #bill #day #debated #fate

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. ↗

— George Carlin

#tequila #three #two

At the entrance, my bare feet on the dirt floor, Here, gusts of heat; at my back, white clouds. I stare and stare. It seems I was called for this: To glorify things just because they are. ↗

— Czeslaw Milosz

#bare #bare feet #because #called #clouds

We are all equal on this floor, and a senator must keep his word. ↗

— Mike Mansfield

#floor #his #keep #must #senator

If no one ever took risks, Michaelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor. ↗

— Neil Simon

#floor #painted #risks #sistine #took

Cats are like walking brooms you can actually comfortably cuddle with.  ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#cat #cats #clean #floor #funny

If you fall, I'll be the there ↗