#food

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant. ↗

— Scott Adams

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If you're afraid of butter, use cream. ↗

— Julia Child

#food #food

your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. ↗

— Anthony Bourdain

#food #food

You're better than seven years of food. You're better than windows. You're even better than the sky. ↗

— Shannon Hale

#food

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt. ↗

— Scott Adams

#humor #life #food

Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. ↗

— Mark Twain

#food #education

Don't eat anything your great-grandmother wouldn't recognize as food. ↗

— Michael Pollan

#food

Well, personally, I wouldn't like to be a food, because I wouldn't want to be eaten. ↗

— Niall Horan

#food

I don't know what it is about food your mother makes for you, especially when it's something that anyone can make - pancakes, meat loaf, tuna salad - but it carries a certain taste of memory. ↗

— Mitch Albom

#mother #food

I had a missed call. It’s probably the all you can eat buffet calling to say, “Come back! We know you can eat just a little bit more.”
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— Jarod Kintz

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