#football

Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper. ↗

— Bjork

#eleven #feel #fertility #festival #football

I love football and it's the sport I would really like to play. I've said on national television here that I would really love to play for one of our football clubs when I finished my tennis career. ↗

— Novak Djokovic

#clubs #finished #football #football clubs #here

I always told my dad I'd play professional football. ↗

— Anthony Doerr

#dad #football #i #i always #play

It's so easy for a kid to join a gang, to do drugs... we should make it that easy to be involved in football and academics. ↗

— Snoop Dogg

#easy #football #gang #involved #join

Football is so barbaric. Sometimes I wonder what I was thinking by playing it. I feel almost like I escaped from boot camp. ↗

— Brian Bosworth

#barbaric #boot #boot camp #camp #escaped

I'm a big fan of Coach Dorrell. I watched UCLA football for many, many years. I've grown accustomed to the Pac-10 style. ↗

— Brian Bosworth

#big #big fan #coach #fan #football

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. ↗

— Brian Bosworth

#football #football players #players #wrestlers

If anything goes bad, I did it. If anything goes semi-good, we did it. If anything goes really good, then you did it. That's all it takes to get people to win football games for you. ↗

— Paul Bryant

#bad #ball games #did #football #football games

Liverpool without European football is like a banquet without wine. ↗

— Roy Evans

#european #football #like #liverpool #wine

That smell of freshly cut grass makes me think of Friday night football in high school. The smell of popcorn and cigar smoke reminds me of the stadium. The cutting of the grass reminds me of the August practice. ↗

— Garth Brooks

#cigar #cut #cutting #football #freshly