#funny

We have allowed the system to be so corrupted that many want justice to be "empathetic," not blind. ↗

— Glenn Beck

#political #funny

Was it my fault that I got out of hand? --Loki ↗

— Joanne Harris

#funny #humor #humour #loki #funny

Dont disturb my circles! ↗

— Archimedes

#funny

It's funny. Maria Elena and I, we are meant for each other and not meant for each other, it's a contradiction. ↗

— Woody Allen

#christina #vicky #funny

Nona needs a very dry martini. ↗

— Holly Hood

#funny

You win, you dirty evil butt-munch. I'll never not let you stay over again. Now let's go back to bed. ↗

— Ethan Day

#funny

Remove yourself, sir! ↗

— David McCullough

#david-mccullough #funny #history #john-adams #funny

Logician: a mathematician who can’t count posing as a philosopher who can’t moralize. ↗

— Bauvard

#humor #logic #philosophy #funny

You tell your brother he's gonna pay for that car in silver. ↗

— Neal Shusterman

#funny #revenge #werewolf #funny

There never was a man with such a face as yours, unless it was your father, and I suppose he is singeing his grizzled red beard by this time, unless you came straight from the old un without any father at all betwixt you; which I shouldn't wonder at, a bit. ↗

— Charles Dickens

#funny