#funny

As I get older, I'm slowing down and, yes, calming down in my desire to be taken seriously. That I can be entertaining and funny and high nervous energy can work against me as a serious composer, slowly but surely you'll see me be quieter just so that people will listen. ↗

— Marvin Hamlisch

#calming #composer #desire #down #energy

In high school I barely made the rodeo team. But I wasn’t good enough to start, so I just rode the bench. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#high-school #humor #one-liner #rodeo #funny

We live in a funny time. If you don't go corporate, you can't compete. You're relegated as irrelevant. People used to admire that. ↗

— Ethan Hawke

#compete #corporate #funny #go #irrelevant

Life would be tragic if it weren't funny. ↗

— Stephen Hawking

#life #tragic #weren #would

I've never directed before, so I need to make sure that people know that I can. The movie that I've written, 'The Sophisticates,' is a... small ensemble comedy and I hope it's charming and funny. ↗

— Lena Headey

#charming #comedy #directed #ensemble #funny

It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life. ↗

— Jimi Hendrix

#funny #how #life #love #made

It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life. ↗

— Jimi Hendrix

#funny #life #love #made #most

Some really good things kind of swing both ways and I like to see people that can swing really, really, really sad and horrible and terrible and really, really, really beautiful and funny. ↗

— Beth Henley

#both #funny #good #good things #horrible

My words and my ideas are my property, and I’ll keep and protect them as surely as I do my stable of unicorns. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#intellectual-property #unicorns #funny

You're very welcome," she said, giving my hair a hard tug. "You should be used to being gawked at by now." "And yet I'm not." "Well, if it gets too bad, give me a signal, and I'll get up on the banquet table, toss my skirt over my head, and do a little dance. That way no one will be looking at you. ↗

— Leigh Bardugo

#funny