#funny

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. ↗

— Bill Vaughan

#buy #happiness #large #money #pay

Imagine a world where everything is free, then seek counseling. That’s too much death to be thinking about. ↗

— Benson Bruno

#funny #humor #money #death

I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny. ↗

— Paula Deen

#because #care #funny #haters #i

I had died and woken up in High School Musical ↗

— Jamie McGuire

#beautiful-disaster #funny #high-school-musical #jamie-mcguire #beauty

That sounds terrific, thought Cary, just you, your comatose wife your shell-shocked son, and your daughter who hates your guts. Not to mention that your two kids may be in love with each other. Yeah, that sounds like a perfect family reunion. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#forbidden-love #funny #family

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#altogether #another #easy #ladies #love

Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends. ↗

— Eminem

#circle #come #friends #funny #hard

You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all. ↗

— Lily Tomlin

#being #coming #current #depending #ever

It's funny, but when I arrived in California to start college I was much more interested in becoming a surfer and cruise along in life from one beach to the next. I didn't plan out any huge career for myself. ↗

— Benicio Del Toro

#any #arrived #art college #beach #becoming

This morning someone sent me a very funny photo of me holding their puppy. We have matching colour jackets. ↗

— Luke Treadaway

#funny #holding #jackets #matching #me