#funny

I felt my cheeks turn red, and she laughed out loud. But I didn't mind too much, because the last thing she saw was my middle finger aimed in her direction as I stepped outside ↗

— Jessica Verday

#comeback #funny #jessica-verday #the-hollow #funny

Why couldn't you turn into a fireball when we were on the same team! ↗

— Pittacus Lore

#funny #humor #nine #funny

Who-who are you?" Seth asked, hesitantly."Wh-what do you want?" How else was was I supposed to reply? The words were out of my mouth before I could stop them.I mean, I'd only seen the movie like seventeen times. "I'm Luke Skywalker," I said. "I'm here to rescue you. ↗

— Meg Cabot

#jess #meg-cabot #movie-reference #funny

I remember the first time I fogged up your astronaut’s helmet. That night we made space like outer love. But I kept it cool like Coors Light in the fridge, even though I felt heavy and cramped in your chilled kitchen appliance. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #random #funny

I'd rather not have a moment when I'm known for my looks; being funny and interesting lasts longer. ↗

— Kelly Ripa

#being funny #funny #i #interesting #known

When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny. ↗

— Mo Rocca

#comes #coverage #dying #event #focus

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. ↗

— Chris Rock

#compliments #food #life #need #only

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself. ↗

— Chris Rock

#funny #know #only #others #something

Hollywood's just not funny. ↗

— Chris Rock

#hollywood #just

Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy. ↗