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I had a dream about you where you were an economic hero. So is the real life you like the dream you? Answer this question: If Paul Krugman and Ben Bernanke were about to die, and they only had 59 seconds left, and you could only save one, would you take a minute to think it over?

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— Jarod Kintz

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you. We were in a band. I was the lead singer, guitar player, saxophonist, harpist, violinist, bassist, cellist, harmonica player, pianist, and drummer. Oh, and I played the trumpet. And you, you had the important role—you played air guitar. I feel this dream accurately reflects me as an unselfish person, willing to stand in the shade so someone else might enjoy the spotlight and get all the glory. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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I had a dream about you last night... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs. ↗

— Amy Summers

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I had a dream about you last night... You tried to propose with a digital ceramic heater. ↗

— Amy Summers

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night.. You thought you were a candy vampire, you were standing in the sun screaming 'I'm melting. ↗

— Nicole McKay

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Pinch me…I want to make sure this isn’t some wonderful reality. ↗

— Bauvard

#funny #humor #pinching #reality #dreams

Life is an awful, ugly place when you think you are still in the game but yet you are kicked out without knowing, yet you find out it was a dream. ↗

— Emmanuel Oppong Agyemang

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95% of teens would have a breakdown if the Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a building ready to jump. Copy and paste if you're that 5% that would get a lawn chair and popcorn to watch. ↗

— Bella Tohru Haruhi

#realistic #funny

I am an artist you know ... it is my right to be odd. ↗

— E.A. Bucchianeri

#artist #artistic #artists #artsy #creative-people

I lacked the knowledge of linear perspective needed to get into the art school, so now I whitewash walls and imagine I’m heaven’s landscape painter. ↗

— Bauvard

#heaven #humor #painting #art