#funny

When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction. ↗

— Scott Thompson

#big movie #fiction #funny #get #i

I was not particularly bright, I wasn't very athletic, I was a little too tall, odd, funny looking, I was just really weird as a kid. ↗

— Uma Thurman

#bright #funny #i #just #kid

Idolatry is like love, but less idealized. Its icon is still beautiful, but only charisma makes it attractive enough to be worshipped. ↗

— Bauvard

#idolatry #love #beauty

You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all. ↗

— Lily Tomlin

#being #coming #current #depending #ever

It's funny, but when I arrived in California to start college I was much more interested in becoming a surfer and cruise along in life from one beach to the next. I didn't plan out any huge career for myself. ↗

— Benicio Del Toro

#any #arrived #art college #beach #becoming

This morning someone sent me a very funny photo of me holding their puppy. We have matching colour jackets. ↗

— Luke Treadaway

#funny #holding #jackets #matching #me

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. ↗

— Jane Wagner

#god #praying #schizophrenic #talk #talks

All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#funny #jokes #me #these

So, deadpan I think just means not acknowledging for one second that you think that this is funny and clever. ↗

— Patrick Warburton

#clever #funny #i #i think #just

Our characters were antiseptic but we weren't. And if you remember what we did on BATMAN, as the scripts were written very funny, we played them very straight. ↗

— Burt Ward

#characters #did #funny #our #played