#funny

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ↗

— Benjamin Franklin

#constant #god #happy #loves #proof

I always approach comedy roles pretending they aren't funny. ↗

— Brendan Fraser

#approach #comedy #funny #i #i always

I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny. ↗

— Jerry Stiller

#good #i #judgment #know #think

I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me. ↗

— Stephen Fry

#age #bladder #i #me #need

It's funny, there are so many women who are former executives and have taken all that stress and anxiety and transferred it onto their kids. ↗

— Ana Gasteyer

#executives #former #funny #kids #many

Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so exciting. ↗

— Bill Gates

#day #debt #e-mail #every #every day

It usually takes two people a little while to learn where the funny buttons are and testy buttons are. ↗

— Matt Lauer

#funny #learn #little #people #takes

If you're a studio writer, the funny better be on the page. ↗

— Thomas Lennon

#funny #page #studio #writer #you

The only guaranteed way to make something not very funny is to make it vague. ↗

— Thomas Lennon

#guaranteed #make #only #something #vague

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. ↗

— Jay Leno

#beverly #beverly hills #call #dad #day