#funny

Pure joy is rare. That’s why for every meal I eat a really bloody steak. ↗

— Bauvard

#happiness #humor #funny

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. ↗

— Fran Lebowitz

#balanced #balanced diet #diet #food #important

You're only as good as your last haircut. ↗

— Fran Lebowitz

#good #haircut #last #only #you

I like drama. I love being in a drama where I get to be the funny guy. That's what I really love the most. ↗

— John Leguizamo

#drama #funny #funny guy #get #guy

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. ↗

— Tom Lehrer

#involuntary #laugh #laughter #you

No one ever thought Clint Eastwood was funny, but he was. ↗

— Annie Leibovitz

#clint eastwood #eastwood #ever #funny #thought

My father was a really funny guy. He lived a good long life. And he was the reason I wanted to be funny and become a comedian and a comedy writer, so to say that he's somewhat of a mythic figure in my life would be an understatement. ↗

— Carol Leifer

#comedian #comedy #father #figure #funny

Someone asked me recently - what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife. ↗

— Mark Watson

#food

If you're a studio writer, the funny better be on the page. ↗

— Thomas Lennon

#funny #page #studio #writer #you

The only guaranteed way to make something not very funny is to make it vague. ↗

— Thomas Lennon

#guaranteed #make #only #something #vague