#funny

The lot of the bride to be wed before bed desired until rotten. The lot of the author to be read before bed admired then forgotten. ↗

— Roman Payne

#authors #brides #desire #funny #humor

The British are so funny. ↗

— Rose Byrne

#funny

This is funny because I just had a job over the summer for VH1, a project I did called Strange Frequency where I got to play a Goth rock band singer. ↗

— Charisma Carpenter

#because #called #did #frequency #funny

It's funny, because I sometimes feel that I'm most creative when I'm pregnant. ↗

— Georgina Chapman

#creative #feel #funny #i #most

My grandchildren are fabulous and funny. ↗

— Erica Jong

#funny #grandchildren

I wish the masses of people would all follow my advice, because I'd throw it off a cliff. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#cliff #cynical #funny #masses #funny

I have a passion for teaching kids to become readers, to become comfortable with a book, not daunted. Books shouldn't be daunting, they should be funny, exciting and wonderful; and learning to be a reader gives a terrific advantage. ↗

— Roald Dahl

#kids #readers #reading #funny

You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!! ↗

— Bill Watterson

#comic #education #funny #school #education

I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out. ↗

— Margaret Cho

#funny #i #i can #just #never

The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy. ↗

— Tommy Chong

#comedy #dennis #dennis miller #funny #funny thing