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Matthew Watkins: I need an afternoon pick-me-up. I accept cash and/or prizes that can be exchanged for cash. Also, hobbits. ↗


— Jessica Park


#funny

“Fuck! ” I shouted and everyone at the espresso counter looked over at us. “Half a million dollars?” Lee dropped his foot and turned to me. “Roxie, calm down.” “Half a million dollars and he bought me cheese puffs and took me to that sleaze bag motel? I’m gonna fucking kill that motherfucker!” I yelled. “Roxie –” I slammed my fists on my knees. “The least he could have done was bind my wrists with VELVET ROPE. He sure could have afforded it. Stupid jerk. ↗


— Kristen Ashley


#funny

That’s what love’s all about, Roxanne. You love someone, you trust them always to tel you the truth. ↗


— Kristen Ashley


#funny

You really think love needs to have a future?” “Absolutely.” “Good,” Lily said. “So do I.” “Good,” I echoed, leaning in. “So do you.” “Don’t repeat what I say,” she told me, swatting at my arm. “Don’t repeat what I say,” I murmured, smiling. “You’re being silly,” she said, but the silliness was falling out of her voice. “You’re being silly,” I assured her. “Lily is the greatest girl who ever was.” I drew closer. “Lily is the greatest girl who ever was.” For a moment, I think we’d forgotten where we were. And then the officers returned, and we were reminded once again. ↗


— David Levithan


#romantic #swoony #funny

The humble Cumulus humilis - never hurt a soul. ↗


— Gavin Pretor-Pinney


#funny #science #funny

Turner let his face fell into his hands. "I'm never going to touch her again", he moaned. "He's never going to touch me again!" they heard Miranda roar."Well,it doesn't look like you'll have much argument from your wife on that point", Olivia chirped. ↗


— Julia Quinn


#funny

His green eyes blazed with desire; such a different look than I'd known before. Chase had studied me, reading my feelings. Tucker was only trying to see his own reflection. Disturbing on several levels. ↗


— Kristen Simmons


#inspiring #poetic #funny

You said she's a senior? Babe we're ALL crazy. ↗


— Cecily von Ziegesar


#crazy #funny #girl #gossip #love

It's a funny place, this world. Hate has rights. Love has none. ↗


— Torey Hayden


#truth #funny

The first time I saw Agatha she gave me a double wink. Most men might have interpreted it as a blink, but I saw it as a sexually developed ambidextrous double wink. Such talent! Such desire! ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#funny #wink #funny






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