#funny

I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny. ↗

— Larry David

#funny #good #good and bad #i #i think

If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny. ↗

— Larry David

#becomes #feeling #funny #how #tell

There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny. ↗

— Larry David

#certain #funny #jews #might #rhythm

I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair. ↗

— Bette Davis

#hair #i #just #kiss #washed

Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did. ↗

— Bette Davis

#afraid #brought #conventions #did #end

Being funny, it turns out, is like being a bank. It's a confidence trick. As long as everyone believes in you, you are fine. ↗

— Evan Davis

#being #being funny #believes #confidence #everyone

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out. ↗

— Richard Dawkins

#brains #drop #means #open-minded #our

Do I have a long-term plan? Kind of. I have a general direction, I think. But it's funny what comes down the pike. ↗

— Jeff Bridges

#direction #down #funny #general #i

They really hate you, yes they do. They hate everyone, how 'bout you? ↗

— Kami Garcia

#funny #beauty

I don't think it's any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and 'manned up' in the same year. I was described somewhere as a lapsed Catholic, which is funny because I'm not going back! I want to achieve things rather than live life in an animalistic way. ↗

— Jimmy Carr

#animalistic #any #back #because #catholic