#funny

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. ↗

— Tom Lehrer

#involuntary #laugh #laughter #you

No one ever thought Clint Eastwood was funny, but he was. ↗

— Annie Leibovitz

#clint eastwood #eastwood #ever #funny #thought

My father was a really funny guy. He lived a good long life. And he was the reason I wanted to be funny and become a comedian and a comedy writer, so to say that he's somewhat of a mythic figure in my life would be an understatement. ↗

— Carol Leifer

#comedian #comedy #father #figure #funny

Someone asked me recently - what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife. ↗

— Mark Watson

#food

Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands. ↗

— Jerry Lewis

#able #also #arms #dream #every

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. ↗

— Joe E. Lewis

#anyone #camels #distrust #drink #else

It's funny, as you live through something you're not aware of it. ↗

— Maya Lin

#funny #live #something #through #you

You know how old I am? I'm so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. That's how old I am. ↗

— Rush Limbaugh

#funny #how #i #i am #i remember

I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business. ↗

— Wanda Sykes

#family #funny #i #none #remotely

It's a funny thing, but today the Titanic is probably much more - that is people are much more aware of it than they were in 1954, when I was doing my research. ↗

— Walter Lord

#doing #funny #funny thing #i #more