#funny

The word 'funny' is a bit like the word 'love' - we don't have enough words to describe the many varieties. ↗

— George Saunders

#describe #enough #funny #like #love

Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering. ↗

— Marilyn vos Savant

#ahead #enough #extend #know #sense

What's funny is my husband doesn't have any tattoos at all, so he must be the very conservative one. ↗

— Ashley Scott

#conservative #funny #husband #must #tattoos

I'm known as a kind of dramatic, serious, almost humorless actor and the fact is, I'm a funny guy, and I spend most of my life trying to find a lighter side of things, and on stage was given plenty of opportunity to do that. ↗

— Campbell Scott

#almost #dramatic #fact #find #funny

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#care #else #men #only #tv

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#always #amazing #amount #day #every

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#blender #having #kind #like #top

I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#explosive #funny #i #i think #subjects

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want! ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#anything #irs #like #mafia #take

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. ↗

— George Bernard Shaw

#always #depend #government #paul #pay