#funny

Why would they have gone to the trouble to hire the best comedy writers in the business to write funny material for us to play straight, if the children in our audience were the only audience. ↗

— Burt Ward

#best #business #children #comedy #funny

Lots of models have played mermaids throughout history and it is, kind of, a funny rite of passage. ↗

— Gemma Ward

#history #kind #lots #models #passage

I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell? ↗

— Andy Warhol

#being funny #everything #funny #how #i

I don't write literary fiction - I write books that are entertaining, but are also, I hope, well-constructed and thoughtful and funny and have things to say about men and women and families and children and life in America today. ↗

— Jennifer Weiner

#also #america #books #children #entertaining

Sometimes you don't want to be a slapstick clown in order to convey a funny perception of the world. ↗

— Tina Weymouth

#convey #funny #order #perception #slapstick

Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car. ↗

— E. B. White

#car #else #everything #get #life

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you. ↗

— Billy Wilder

#going #kill #people #tell #truth

I’d like to file a missing person’s report—on my clone. It’s nearly 2012. He should have been here by now. 
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— Jarod Kintz

#funny

I've done so many funny jobs. I worked at a farmer's market through high school. I worked in the stock room of Ralph Lauren. I graduated to salesperson at Ralph Lauren, which was a big deal to me. I've been a P.A. I've been a stand-in. I've been an assistant's assistant. ↗

— Allison Williams

#been #big #big deal #deal #done

Sometimes fake laughing is hard once you've done a scene 18 times. I don't want to brag, but I have a reputation for being very, very good at that. It's funny finding what's challenging about acting as you go. ↗

— Allison Williams

#acting #being #brag #challenging #done