#funny

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. ↗

— W. Somerset Maugham

#about #accept #anything #funny #funny thing

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven. ↗

— Spike Milligan

#army #eleven #five #foot #how

I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room. ↗

— Mercedes McCambridge

#been #die #dressing #dressing room #enough

It's funny; as I get older I'm reverting to my roots - I want to plant stuff. ↗

— Melissa McCarthy

#get #i #older #plant #roots

I guess now that I think back, I used to play priest and be a funny priest. I don't know, I grew up in such a Catholic family that I kind of liked to test the boundaries a little bit and I think I had fun watching my mom laugh. ↗

— Jenny McCarthy

#bit #boundaries #catholic #family #fun

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. ↗

— Reba McEntire

#bone #funny #life #need #succeed

It's funny how many people will come to Vegas to see your show where they might not come out to see you unless you come to their hometown. ↗

— Reba McEntire

#funny #hometown #how #many #might

This is the great thing about Northern Ireland. I walk down the street and people stop me and say things like, 'I know you. You're that wee golfer, aren't you?' I say, 'Yeah, that's me.' They say, 'Keep it up, wee man.' It's very funny and that's why I want to stay here as long as possible. ↗

— Rory McIlroy

#down #funny #golfer #great #great thing

I had a dream about you last night... you were crying over spilt ink screaming "the words, the what could have been beautiful words. ↗

— Nicole McKay

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I never say a funny thing intentionally. ↗

— Jayne Meadows

#funny thing #i #intentionally #never #say