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#funny

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #funny




How very wet this water is.


L. Frank Baum


#logic #obvious #funny

Ready?" Despite the grim mood, I smiled and cracked my knuckles. "Ready to wrestle with my gorgeous boyfriend? Oh, I'd say I'm ready for that." Amusement softened his eyes. "I'll try to control where I put my hands, but in the heat of things, who knows what could happen?" I added. Patch grinned. "Sounds promising.


Becca Fitzpatrick


#finale #funny #hush-hush #love #nora-grey

I always felt that Jim Morrison was a terrible name for the front man of The Doors. No, for a band called The Doors, a name like Rusty Hinge would have been more appropriate.


Jarod Kintz


#jim-morrison #music #rusty-hinge #the-doors #funny

Promise me, Amelie, that you’ll crucify me with silver before you allow me to fall in love.” “I hardly think there’s any chance of that,” Amelie said. "I doubt you have the capacity.


Rachel Caine


#eve-rosser #funny #ghost-town #humor #michael-glass

The list of women he’s slept with is longer than his penis. The list is three inches long.



Jarod Kintz


#humor #naughty #penis #sex #slut

(...) Since I was a kid." "Which you refer to as 'back when you were happy.'" "Right.


Ned Vizzini


#sadness #suicide #funny

Will sat where he was, gazing at the silver bowl in front of him; a white rose was floating in it, and he seemed prepared to stare at it until it went under. In the Kitchen Bridget was still singing one of her awful sad songs; the lyrics drifted in through the door: "Twas on an evening fair I went to take the air, I heard a maid making her moan; Said, 'Saw ye my father? Or ye my mother? Or saw ye my brother John? Or saw ye the lad that I love best, And his name it is Sweet William?" I may murder her, Tessa thought. Let her make a song about that.


Cassandra Clare


#funny

Iggy. This is not a democracy," I said,(...)"It's a Maxocracy.


James Patterson


#iggy #maxocracy #experience

It usually takes two people a little while to learn where the funny buttons are and testy buttons are.


Matt Lauer


#funny #learn #little #people #takes

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh.


Tom Lehrer


#involuntary #laugh #laughter #you






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