#funny

Love will make a man do some funny things, like tightrope walking across a telephone wire, rather than simply picking up the phone to call or text. ↗

I would give you all my love, but I’m afraid I’d get nothing in return. And coming from you, nothing is simply much more than I want. ↗

Love is the hero of all emotions. My love for you is a superhero, and it looks great hidden behind a mask. ↗

I believe there are three tenants to live by in this apartment called Life: Love is empowering, Fear is motivating, and Passion is fruit. ↗

She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.”  ↗

I would rather make love than war, but only because condoms kill millions of lives more enjoyably. ↗

I love mankind. And by mankind I mean women. ↗

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety. ↗

If love were a color, it’d be transparent, like all women’s clothing should be. ↗

Surviving cancer is cool, but surviving old age is cooler.  ↗