#funny

If I had 31 minutes to live, I'd ask God to be there for me in my hour of need. I'm always like that, rounding up and needy.  ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #god #humor #life #need

That doesn't upset too many people, but the fact that accessibility restrictions don't enter into the picture has caused more than one otherwise pacifistic soul to contemplate distinctly unpacifistic actions. ↗

— Scott Meyers

#funny #nerdy #programming #design

The argument from design is hopelessly flawed. Building cathedrals from the top down would provide much better evidence. ↗

— Bauvard

#cathedrals #funny #god #humor #design

Mr. Darcy is a construct designed to make woman feel bad about the partners that they're capable of attracting versus the fantasized image he presents. ↗

— Caitlin Kittredge

#design

There you are. A simple commandment. Not ten of them, just one: 'Thou shalt not eat.' (Personally, I wish the very first edict from God hadn't involved dieting, don't you?) ↗

— Liz Curtis Higgs

#food #funny #inspirational #diet

A smartphone is an e-toy designed for the lonely inner child hidden in each and everyone of us. ↗

— Saurabh Sharma

#humor #smartphone-addiction #design

I want to lose weight by eating nothing but moon pies, which have significantly less gravity than earthier foods such as fruits and vegetables. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#diet #earth #fruit #funny #gravity

I just can’t trim down. My skeleton is in the way. ↗

— Benson Bruno

#funny #humor #diet

Wearing that personal trainer nametag doesn't make you right #AHOLE ↗