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You're pretty sassy this morning, son. Is it all about Reingold's rulings?" "That didn't suck, but I've got me a fascinating, beautiful woman I'm falling for. Falling hard." "Quick work." "In the blood. My mama and daddy barely did more than look at each other, and that was that. She's got me, Russ. Right here." He tapped a fist on his heart. "Surely it's not considerably lower where she's got you?" "There, too. But, Jesus, Russ, she does it for me. I just think about her, and... I swear I could look at her for hours. Days." Brooks let out a half-laugh, edged with a little surprise. "I'm done. I'm gone.


Nora Roberts


#beauty

Dignity in a man may be more beautiful than a pretty face, but no one will ever respect his daughters.


Bauvard


#dignity #funny #humor #beauty

Rose's work of art took her all day, including two playtimes, story time, and most of lunch. At the end of school it was stolen from her by the wicked teacher who had pretended to be so interested. "Beautiful- what-is-it?" she asked as she pinned it high on the wall, where Rose could not reach. "They take your pictures," said Indigo,... when he finally made out what all the roaring and stamping was about. "They do take them.... Why do you want that picture so much?" he asked Rose. "It was my best ever," said Rose furiously. "I hate school. I hate everyone in it. I will kill them all when I'm big enough." "You can't just go round killing people," Indigo told her...


Hilary McKay


#funny #kids #school #art

Good cops make their bosses look good, and Hector was a one-man beauty school.


Edward Conlon


#cops #funny #beauty

Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those flashlights, but I’m much more romantic.


Jarod Kintz


#humor #love #romance #romantic #age

I’m learning sign language to be a better communicator and masturbator.



Jarod Kintz


#communicator #funny #humor #improvement #language

I’m not courageous. In fact, when I shadow box I wear boxing gloves that are outfitted with flashlights.


Jarod Kintz


#courage #cowardly #flashlights #funny #humor

Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.



Dark Jar Tin Zoo


#funny #game #humor #life #love

In this world only the paranoid survive.


Dean Koontz


#funny #paranoid #wise #world #funny

The problem with having evil minions is that minions are stupid.


Larissa Ione


#humor #funny






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