#funny

I can’t define what love is. That’s like eating a pancake with a waffle instead of a fork. But you know it when you feel it, like petting a cat wearing a synthetic fur coat. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #love #surreal #funny

I am not the Bird of Love I once thought I was. But my silence suggests I may be the Pterodactyl of Love. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#love #funny

I found your love like I found religion: in an aluminum trashcan in the middle of the Utah desert. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#religion #utah #funny

I later discovered that in order to be a good athlete one must care intensely what is happening with a ball, even if one doesn't have possession of it. This was ultimately my failure: my inability to work up a passion for the location of balls. ↗

— Haven Kimmel

#sports #funny

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. ↗

— Bertrand Russell

#because #beliefs #die #i #might

He'd barely seen me coming, and despite the horribleness of what I'd just done, I kind of wished one of my instructors had been there to grade me on such an awesome performance. ↗

— Richelle Mead

#funny #richelle-mead #rose #funny

I'm the youngest in my family, and everyone is very funny, and I was always trying to keep up with them. I just loved making people laugh. ↗

— Lisa Kudrow

#everyone #family #funny #i #just

Shirley MacLaine said, You're so funny, then gave me a hug. Everything went white. I couldn't hear, I couldn't see. I thought I was going to pass out. ↗

— Lisa Kudrow

#funny #gave #going #hear #hug

The middle class is so funny, it's the class I know best, and it's the class where you find the most pretension, so that's what makes the middle classes so funny. ↗

— J. K. Rowling

#class #classes #find #funny #i

I think that the episodes are like mini horror films really; the characters make bad decisions early on and these things just snowball for them and get worse and worse. And that's what I find funny. ↗

— Dave Rowntree

#characters #decisions #early #episodes #films