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I love football and beer and have a normal girlfriend.


Josh Duhamel


#football #girlfriend #i #i love #love

My girlfriend Siri is a food blogger, and we both love to entertain and eat. This is what happens when you're in your thirties: what was once a passion and real appetite for nightlife in New York City manifests itself into other things, like entertaining at home.


Carson Daly


#both #city #eat #entertain #entertaining

I have 20,000 girlfriends, all around the world.


Justin Timberlake


#around #girlfriends #i #world

What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant.


Johnny Knoxville


#down #finally #girlfriend #got #me

To the stupidity of men, " Dakota said, raising a glass. "And my brother, who is their king.


Susan Mallery


#girlfriend #humor #funny

My eyes change color depending on my mood and what I’m wearing. If I’m wearing an acorn brown shirt, my eyes look like squirrel fur. And if I’m wearing no shirt at all, my eyes look more nude and flesh-colored. I guess my ex girlfriend, Zelda, said it best when her friend asked her what I look like and she said: “He looks like you’d imagine him to look like, if you had no imagination.


Jarod Kintz


#eyes #flesh #girlfriend #imagination #shirt

I dunno." She sat on the bench and hugged the robe like a pillow. "I still think that Brett guy is cute." "Good luck getting him away from Bekka." Cleo gathered her silky black hair into a high pony and pink-dabbed Smith's Rosebud Salve on her lips. "She's got more grip than Crazy Glue." "More cling than Saran Wrap," Lala added. "More hold than Final Net." Cleo giggled. "More possession than The Exorcist," Lala managed. "More clench than butt cheeks," Blue chimed in. "More competition than American Idol," Frankie stuck out her chest and showed them her diva booty roll. The girls burst out laughing. "Nice!" Blue lifted her purple gloved hand. Frankie slapped it without a single spark. "I hate to be a downer..." Claudine shuffled back into the conversation wearing her slippers and robe. "But that girl will destroy you if she catches you with Brett." "I'm not worried," Frankie tossed her hair back. "I've seen all the teen movies, and the nice girl gets the boy in the end.


Lisi Harrison


#girl-bonding #girlfriend #jealousy #other-girls-boyfriends #possessiveness

If you've got Mystique as your girlfriend the fun you could have in bed - I've just imagined X-Men 3 might open with me in bed with Patrick Stewart.


Ian Mckellen


#could #fun #girlfriend #got #i

That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife.


Moby


#filled #funny #girlfriend #house #i

People don't get through to the essence of you right away - it's always the famous 'girl' or the famous 'girlfriend'. I'd rather be known for myself.


Vanessa Paradis


#away #essence #famous #get #girl






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