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The amount of educational programming on television today is simply desensitizing. The only reason left to go to school is to see gun violence.


Bauvard


#education #funny #gun-violence #humor #television

Why are you crying?' 'How can I possibly look good to you? I'm pregnant! I'm really, really pregnant!' 'Of course you are. Why are you crying?' 'Because I'm going to Hawai'i!' 'Yes, you're going to Hawai'i. Come on now, pull yourself together.' I kept crying. Darren looked frantic. He stepped back and fumbled for his roguish smirk. 'So, is this a hormone thing?' 'No, it's not a hormone thing! I'm old, Darren! I'm old and pregnant, and I'm going to Hawai'i. Can you understand how that makes me feel?' He could not. How could I possibly expect my husband to understand all the bizarre things that happen to a woman in spirit and flesh when a friendly alien takes over her body? He still couldn't figure out why Laurie and I wanted to fly all the way to Hawai'i just to spend a week lounging around the pool, comparing underarm flab, when we could stay home and have the same conversation over the phone for a lot less money.


Robin Jones Gunn


#pregnancy #robin-jones-gunn #sisterchicks #home

I've heard it said that God made all men, but Samuel Colt made all men equal. We'd see what Mr. Colt could do for a woman.


Cherie Priest


#guns #equality

These kids spend a majority of their time in school, and if they’re not having a positive experience, they can become depressed. In some cases, they lash out, grabbing whatever weapon is available to them. It can be an assault rifle, a knife, a Molotov cocktail, poison, Indian burns or MMA. But if you take one weapon away, these kids are just going to grab the next thing available to them. Maybe they will use a gun with a smaller clip, limiting the amount of lives they can take. Or maybe they’ll get more creative, and think of something far more terrible. So taking a weapon away won’t really solve anything, and this is my point here.


Aaron B. Powell


#gun-control #second-amendment #teen-violence #experience

If economic catastrophe does come, will it be a time that draws Christians together to share every resource we have, or will it drive us apart to hide in our own basements or mountain retreats, guarding at gunpoint our private stores from others? If we faithfully use our assets for his kingdom now, rather than hoarding them, can't we trust our faithful God to provide for us then?


Randy Alcorn


#economic-catastrophe #faith #fiscal-cliff #gunpoint #hoarding

You can't pick and choose which types of freedom you want to defend. You must defend all of it or be against all of it.


Scott Howard Phillips


#freedom-of-expression #freedom-of-religion #freedom-of-speech #freedom-of-the-press #freedom-of-thought

Who's stupid now, Jimbo?!


April Henry


#character-quote #funny-as-hell #gun-point #humor #funny

Literary detection and firearms don't really go hand in hand; pen mighter than the sword and so forth.


Jasper Fforde


#guns #humor #literature #humor

Is he a scumbag in training?” Richard glanced at the gunman. “At least have the decency to hold the gun properly, you fool. If you don’t know how, pass it to someone who does. I’m not going to suffer being shot at by anything less than a full- fledged lowlife. (Richard)


Ilona Andrews


#gun #humor #lowlife #scumbag #humor

Q: When is the perfect time? A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today.


Rasheed Ogunlaru


#delay #fear #future #haste #inspiring-quotes






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