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I can just imagine what the humidity has done to my hair. I'm going to meet your family looking like a poodle with a live wire shoved up its butt." - Paige Winterbourne


Kelley Armstrong


#humour #paige-winterbourne #family

By today’s standards, if you go by the early morning TV misery shows, my broken home family of mixed parentage siblings was quite normal.


Hailey Giblin


#holly-wells #ian-huntley #jessica-chapman #maxine-carr #soham

If you seek for supreme predator, go find God. He hunts the prime killer of mankind, the Satan.


Toba Beta


#devil #food #god #hunter #life

By creating a society in which all people, of all colors, were granted freedom and citizenship, the Haitian Revolution forever transformed the world. It was a central part of the destruction of slavery in the Americas, and therefore a crucial moment in the history of democracy, one that laid the foundation for the continuing struggles for human rights everywhere. In this sense we are all descendents of the Haitain Revolution, and responsible to these ancestors.


Laurent Dubois


#haiti #haitian-revolution #human-rights #revolution #freedom

The festival of the summer solstice speaks of love and light, of freedom and generosity of spirit. It is a beautiful time of year where vibrant flowers whisper to us with scented breath, forests and woodlands hang heavy in the summer’s heat and our souls become enchanted with midsummer magic.


Carole Carlton


#carole-carlton #festival-of-the-summer-solstice #imbolc #irish-celts #lughnasadh

Elizabeth is my happiness, he thought again. “I could hate her for what she did to me.” “Because of one unsuccessful beheading?” She tapped her claw to her chin. “Wow. I never thought you were such a pussy. I’m rethinking our friendship.


Kresley Cole


#kresley-cole #lothaire #nix #friendship

We approach the house and I wave at Jimmy. "And if he thinks he's eating with us, he's got another thing coming," my dad says. Jimmy approaches us and takes the shopping bags from me, looking inside them. "Lamb roast. Am I invited?


Melina Marchetta


#jimmy-hailler #friendship

When she absently worried her bottom lip with one of her adorable little fangs, he sighed. The Enemy of Old fucking sighed. Dear gods, it’d finally happened to him. Happiness. Then his own fangs sharpened.I will kill anyone who tries to take this feeling away from me.


Kresley Cole


#funny #happiness #immortals-after-dark #kresley-cole #lothaire

Leaning forward in your chair when someone is trying to squeeze behind you isn't enough. You also have to move the chair.


Ellen DeGeneres


#funny #truth #funny

First people lose their hair, then their vices, then their motivation. Then a toupee brings it all flowing back.


Bauvard


#hair #humor #morale #morals #funny






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