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#housekeeping

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #housekeeping




Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. ↗


— Erma Bombeck


#housekeeping #humor #humor

A messy house is a must - it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house! ↗


— Jennifer Wilson


#friendship #housekeeping #real-friends #true-friends #friendship

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. ↗


— Shirley Conran


#couches #housekeeping #inspirational #rest #resting

Sometimes I want to clean up my desk and go out and say, “Respect me; I’m a respectable grown-up!" and other times I just want to jump into a paper bag and shake and bake myself to death. ↗


— Wendy Wasserstein


#cleaning #housekeeping #life #age

Housekeeping is incredibly difficult with three kids. I'm trying to be more relaxed. You'll go insane if you try to have a picture-book house. ↗


— Patrick Dempsey


#go #house #housekeeping #i #incredibly

I got that experience through dating dozens of men for six years after college, getting an entry level magazine job at 21, working in the fiction department at Good Housekeeping and then working as a fashion editor there as well as writing many articles for the magazine. ↗


— Judith Krantz


#articles #college #dating #department #dozens

All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. ↗


— Erma Bombeck


#carpeting #children #courage #housekeeping #parenthood

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. ↗


— Joan Rivers


#humor #humor

Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out of removing burned-on cheese from the grill of the toaster oven. ↗


— Erma Bombeck


#cleanliness #housekeeping #experience

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. ↗


— Marcelene Cox


#caught #door #housekeeping #like #revolving






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