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#housekeeping

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The boat was vacuum-packed with Albanians, four generations to a family: great-grandmother, air-dried like a chilli pepper, deep red skin and a hot temper; grandmother, all sun-dried tomato, tough, chewy, skin split with the heat; getting the kids to rub olive oil into her arms; mother, moist as a purple fig, open everywhere - blouse, skirt, mouth, eyes, a wide-open woman, lips licking the salt spray flying from the open boat. Then there were the kids, aged four and six, a couple of squirs, zesty as lemons.


Jeanette Winterson


#age

Housekeeping ain't no joke.


Louisa May Alcott


#joke

Nobody seems to know yet how television is going to affect the radio, movies, love, housekeeping or the church, but it has definitely revived vaudeville.


Edgar Bergen


#church #definitely #going #housekeeping #how

I always wondered why the makers leave housekeeping and cooking out of their tales. Isn't it what all the great wars and battles are fought for -- so that at day's end a family may eat together in a peaceful house? The tale tells how the Lords of Manva hunted & gathered roots & cooked their suppers while they were camped in exile in the foothills of Sul, but it doesn't say what their wives & children were living on in their city left ruined & desolate by the enemy. They were finding food too, somehow, cleaning house & honoring the gods, the way we did in the siege & under the tyranny of the Alds. When the heroes came back from the mountain, they were welcomed with a feast. I'd like to know what the food was and how the women managed it.


Ursula K. Le Guin


#gender #housekeeping #storytelling #family

I got that experience through dating dozens of men for six years after college, getting an entry level magazine job at 21, working in the fiction department at Good Housekeeping and then working as a fashion editor there as well as writing many articles for the magazine.


Judith Krantz


#articles #college #dating #department #dozens

There are practical little things in housekeeping which no man really understands.


Eleanor Roosevelt


#little #little things #man #practical #really

Housework can kill you if done right.


Erma Bombeck


#housekeeping #humor #humor

Excuse the mess, but we live here.


Roseanne Barr


#housekeeping #life #mess #messes #life

I felt I'd earned the Good Housekeeping Seal when I designed an oval-shaped spaghetti pot, because spaghetti is long.


Rachael Ray


#designed #earned #felt #good #good housekeeping

I don't know why no one ever thought to paste a label on the toilet-tissue spindle giving 1-2-3 directions for replacing the tissue on it. Then everyone in the house would know what Mama knows.


Erma Bombeck


#humor #toilet-tissue #humor






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