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#housekeeping

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Living inside the shuttle was a little like camping out. We ended up sleeping in our seats. You had to pay attention to housekeeping, not get things too dirty.


Robert Crippen


#camping #dirty #ended #get #had

I never make a movie for awards consideration. I will use the hope of getting an Academy Award a) to honor the people who work so hard and also b) it's the greatest Good Housekeeping seal in the world. It's the greatest brand. It's as good as Louis Vuitton and Dior in the world of moviemaking. It's the Super Bowl.


Harvey Weinstein


#academy award #also #award #awards #bowl

No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.


Betty Friedan


#housekeeping #orgasm #sex #sexuality #women

Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out of removing burned-on cheese from the grill of the toaster oven.


Erma Bombeck


#cleanliness #housekeeping #experience

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door.


Marcelene Cox


#caught #door #housekeeping #like #revolving

This funding from the National Endowment for the Arts has been like the Good Housekeeping seal of approval.


Norm Dicks


#arts #been #endowment #funding #good

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.


Zsa Zsa Gabor


#divorce #house #housekeeping #i #keep

I felt I'd earned the Good Housekeeping Seal when I designed an oval-shaped spaghetti pot, because spaghetti is long.


Rachael Ray


#designed #earned #felt #good #good housekeeping

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.


Phyllis Diller


#housekeeping #kids

Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity.


Erma Bombeck


#housekeeping #humor #humor






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