#hum

You understand Teacher, don't you, that when you have a mother who's an angel and a father who is a cannibal king, and when you have sailed on the ocean all your whole life, then you don't know just how to behave in school with all the apples and ibexes. ↗

— Astrid Lindgren

#etiquette #humor #humor

Is food a substitute for love? No, love is a substitute for food. And a pretty poor substitute at that. ↗

— Rohan Candappa

#humor #love #food

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. ↗

— Steven Wright

#humor #food

This is our life now: slaving away in thankless, monotonous jobs and spending half our salaries on fattening food. ↗

— Katrina Ramos Atienza

#jobs #life #monotonous #salary #work

If we are going to start calling industrial corn sustainable, then we might as well say that petroleum is a renewable resource if you're willing to wait long enough. ↗

— Catherine Friend

#humor #sustainability #food

I'm Kieran. You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room, ↗

— Jayde Scott

#humor #inspirational #romantic #humor

Confound my genteel upbringing! I could not think of any name foul enough to call him. ↗

— Nancy Springer

#humor

You aren't human. Your mother is a...sex demon." She tripped over that a little, because seriously, that was one of those things you never thought you'd say. {Location 2966} ↗

— Larissa Ione

#humor #humor

This kind of mixing of ingredients happens all the time at fast-food places... You know when you order french fries and there's a rogue onion ring at the bottom. You know, at first you're alarmed but you eat it. It all comes from the same place! You just have to go for it. ↗

— Chelsea Handler

#funny #humor #food

Because to take away a man's freedom of choice, even his freedom to make the wrong choice, is to manipulate him as though he were a puppet and not a person. ↗

— Madeleine L'Engle

#human-rights #freedom