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Life is a journey. Time is a river. The door is ajar ↗


— Jim Butcher


#life #metaphor #zen #humor

Cynics are simply thwarted romantics. ↗


— William Goldman


#humor #life #romantics #writing #humor

One of the greatest myths in the world - & the phrase 'greatest myths' is just a fancy way of saying 'big fat lies' -- is that troublesome things get less & less troublesome if you do them more & more. People say this myth when they are teaching children to ride bicycles, for instance, as though falling off a bicycle & skinning your knee is less troublesome the fourteenth time you do it than it is the first time. The truth is that troublesome things tend to remain troublesome no matter how many times you do them, & that you should avoid doing them unless they are absolutely urgent. ↗


— Lemony Snicket


#life-truths #humor

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog. ↗


— Charles M. Schulz


#dogs #humans #life

If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility. ↗


— Henry Wadsworth Longfellow


#life

So far Kat has been through all the Wa's she could think of, but Hale hadn't admitted to being Walter or Ward or Washington. He'd firmly denied both Warren and Waverly. Watson had prompted him to do a very bad Sherlock Holmes impersonation throughout a good portion of a train ride to Edinburgh, Scotland. And Wayne seemed so wrong she hadn't even tried. Hale was Hale. And not knowing what the W's stood for had become a constant reminder to Kat that, in life, there are some things that can be given but never stolen. Of course, that didn't stop her from trying. ↗


— Ally Carter


#romance #thievery #humor

Is Jase already gonna marry you?” I start coughing again. “Uh, No. No, George. I’m only seventeen.” As if that’s the only reason we’re not engaged. “I’m this many.” George holds up four, slightly grubby fingers. “But Jase is seventeen and a half. You could. Then you could live in here with him. And have a big family.” Jase strides back into the room, of course, midway through this proposition. “George. Beat it. Discovery Channel is on.” George backs out of the room but not before saying, “His bed’s really comfortable. And he never pees in it. ↗


— Huntley Fitzpatrick


#humour #jase #samantha #family

I'm not sure if there's one right place I'm supposed to be, he said, but I know a couple of wrong places I'd give a second try in a heartbeat. ↗


— Brian Andreas


#life #story-people #humor

I have no objection to anyone’s sex life as long as they don’t practice it in the street and frighten the horses. ↗


— Oscar Wilde


#sex #sexuality #life

Humility is perfect quietness of heart. It is to expect nothing, to wonder at nothing that is done to me, to feel nothing done against me. It is to be at rest when nobody praises me, and when I am blamed or despised. It is to have a blessed home in the Lord, where I can go in and shut the door, and kneel to my Father in secret, and am at peace as in a deep sea of calmness, when all around and above is trouble. ↗


— Andrew Murray


#humility #life #peace #prayer #life






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