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#hum

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #hum




Boys don’t gossip.” “Pah! You don’t know us as well as you think.” This was a disturbing prospect. ↗


— Jennifer Echols


#humour #romance #young-adult-fiction #funny

A brick could be used to keep thieves away from your house. Just set a brick outside your front door, and you won’t need any additional security. Years will go by and nobody will steal the brick. And because the brick won’t get stolen, it’s proof that it deterred thieves from approaching your property.
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— Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

A brick could be modified to be a cell phone, for construction workers who miss the easy to find cell phone size of the 1980s. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

A brick could be used to block a mouse hole. But something better that would not only block the hole physically, but also psychologically, would be to stuff a dead rat in the hole.
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— Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

A brick would make a great stocking stuffer at Christmas—especially if you chisel it out of the fireplace the stocking is hanging from. Let the homeowner know how much you care.
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— Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

Famous people steal my quotes all of the time without knowing; none of it is ever very interesting though. ↗


— Robert DeCoteau


#celebrity #funny #humor #humorous #quotes

I have a friend who is a funny cook. Her food tastes funny and smells funny ↗


— Haresh Daswani


#food

I feel like I’m going to die,’ he says. ‘Could we talk for a few minutes before you die?’ ‘Only if you do it quietly.’ ‘I met this girl last night. I need your advice.’ ‘Come back later.’ ‘No. You might be dead. ↗


— Doug MacLeod


#humor #funny

Sometimes he was weird, sometimes he was Captain Douchebag, but he was always my best friend. ↗


— Sharon Sant


#friendship #humour #friendship

It's my new best friend, Claudius Templesmith, and as I expected it, he's inviting us to a feast. ↗


— Suzanne Collins


#friendship #humor #friendship






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