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I still believe in the Holy Trinity, except now it's Target, Trader Joe's, and IKEA. ↗


— Jen Lancaster


#shopping #humor

You're some freaky shit, my brother. You really are ↗


— J.R. Ward


#brothers #humor #love #rhage #humor

Sorry. i just can't seem to help myself. My brain is freaking out. Two predawn mornings in a row. It doesn't know what to think, how to act. I'll have a talk with it later. Perhaps get it some counseling. ↗


— Darynda Jones


#humour #humor

Hey!" Lauren Moffat's voice, sounding noticeably irritated, floated up to us. "What-ew! What's in my hair?" We all three ducked beneath our table so Lauren couldn't see us if she realized what was happening and looked up. I could see her between the slits of the fencing around the balcony, but I knew she couldn't see me. She was shaking out her hair. Becca, crouching across from me, had to put her hands across her mouth to keep from giggling. Jason looked like he was about to pee in his pants, he was trying so hard not to laugh. What's the matter, babe?" Mark came out from beneath the balcony, putting his wallet into his back pocket. There's something--sand or something-in my hair," Lauren said, still fluffing out her hair-which you could tell she didn't want to do, since she flat-ironed it so straight. Mark leaned in closer to examine Lauren's hair. "Looks okay to me," he said. Which just made us laugh harder, until tears were streaming out of the corners of our eyes. ↗


— Meg Cabot


#humor

Are you okay? You seem ...soggy." "Soggy?" "Yes." Heather nodded. "Like you're a depressed spaghetti noodle or something. ↗


— Chelsea Fine


#humor

Listen to me, convict. I have not traveled all this way to listen to your war stories. So shut your trap before I shut it for you. Commander Julius Root ↗


— Eoin Colfer


#humor

I think a man's "wordplay" can be so fucking sexy!!! I love a good mind fuck!! ↗


— Junnita Jackson


#humor #intelligence #sex #sexy #wordplay

It's not something you tell your single best friend. It'd be like rubbing your nose in the poop of my happiness. ↗


— Shannon Hale


#humor

There's always a bloody ghost. ↗


— Christopher Moore


#humor

Stop a minute and listen. I know I'm asking the impossible from you, but for once in your life, shut your mouth and open your ears." "I'm not the one talking." Kyrian snarled at him. "Don't get smart with me." "You want me stupid?" "Nick.... ↗


— Sherrilyn Kenyon


#humor






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