#hum

Now, Max, I think we both know your parents aren't missionaries." I opened my eyes wide. "No? Well, for God's sake, don't tell them. They'd be crushed. Thinking they're doing the Lord's work and all. ↗

— James Patterson

#james #max #maximum #patterson #humor

Hey," said Shadow. "Huginn or Muninn, or whoever you are." The bird turned, head tipped, suspiciously, on one side, and it stared at him with bright eyes. "Say 'Nevermore,'" said Shadow. "Fuck you," said the raven. ↗

— Neil Gaiman

#humor #nevermore #parody #poe #raven

Boys. I'd turn gay if they weren't so sexy. ↗

— Rachel Caine

#humor #humor

Brevity is the soul of lingerie. ↗

— Dorothy Parker

#lingerie #wordplay #humor

Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting. ↗

— Winston Churchill

#humor

I try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face. ↗

— Johnny Depp

#humor #humor

Think, think, think. ↗

— A.A. Milne

#think #humor

The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor

If I shot an arrow and thought about an ass, would it surprise you if it hit Erik? ↗

— P.C. Cast

#stark #tempted #humor

Definition of rock journalism: People who can't write, doing interviews with people who can't think, in order to prepare articles for people who can't read. ↗

— Frank Zappa

#music #writing #humor