#hum

I don’t know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens. ↗

— E.B. White

#humor

Nothing provokes speculation more than the sight of a woman enjoying herself." - ↗

— Louisa May Alcott

#humor

The trouble with being a god is that you've got no one to pray to. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#religion #humor

An honest politician is an oxymoron. ↗

— Mark Twain

#satire #humor

Candy is natures way of making up for Mondays." ~Unknown Author ↗

— Rebecca Gober

#humor #monday #humor

It was too bad, but sometimes a little knowledge could ruin your whole day, or at least take off some of the shine. ↗

— Jacqueline Kelly

#humor

Sticks and stones and small caliber bullets may break my bones... Words will never, et cetera. ↗

— Jim Butcher

#humor #humor

Sticks and stones may break your bones but words can break hearts. ↗

— Tim Minchin

#humor #hurt #love #humor

... And drinking neat liquor from the bottle, with all my long hair and my shirt undone and my beads, not so much the lizard king, more a gecko duchess, I fitted in nicely with their idea of what a creative person should be. ↗

— Russell Brand

#humor

Okay, guys. Stop it. Are you going to start peeing on me to mark your territory? ↗

— Maegan Lynn Moores

#humour #jealousy #men #humor