#hum

For the snark was a boojum, you see. ↗

— Lewis Carroll

#humor #snark #ultimate-answer #humor

Can I ask you about Caroline Mathers?" "And you say there's no afterlife. ↗

— John Green

#humor #humor

Thank God she wasn’t still hanging out in her underpants. ↗

— Julie James

#humor

Dammit, Jim. I'm a Guardian, not a doctor. ↗

— Katie MacAlister

#humor

Devil's Food?" You can only eat so much white cake, my friend. ↗

— Christopher Moore

#food

One of life's gifts is that each of us, no matter how tired and downtrodden, finds reasons for thankfulness: for the crops carried in from the fields and the grapes from the vineyard. ↗

— J. Robert Moskin

#humore #wine #humor

There's been so much fear and mis-information on FB lately, for a moment there I thought I was watching FOX NEWS. ↗

— Scott Michael

#humor

Her bun was baking, but her bloody heart was breaking. ↗

— Erin McCarthy

#pregnancy #humor

you yell, we shell! ↗

— army artillery motto

#inspirational #humor

What you feel for me, is it caused by your vampirism, or do you yourself feel that way? Because, I mean, I guess I AM, technically, like a walking hamburger. Who wouldn't want a free meal?" I asked tentatively. ↗

— J.L. McCoy

#vampire #humor