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There is no reason to regard God as immune from consideration along the spectrum of probabilities. And there is certainly no reason to suppose that, just because God can be neither proved nor disproved, his probability of existence is 50 per cent. ↗


— Richard Dawkins


#religion #science #humor

What flaw could you possibly find in his appearance?" "His posture," Hannah muttered. "What about it?" "He slouches." "He's an American. They all slouch. The weight of their wallets drags them over. ↗


— Lisa Kleypas


#humor #posture #wallets #humor

Musical beds is the faculty sport around here. ↗


— Edward Albee


#innuendo #humor

That's how hospitals get you. You go in to visit and before you know it they got a camera stuck up your butt and they're looking' to find poloponies. ↗


— Janet Evanovich


#humorous #humor

Neither would you, had you grown up in a library of melodramatic romance novels. ↗


— Clementine Holzinger


#humor #reading #romance-novels #humor

She'd been trained as a child no to trust anyone, but he'd just saved her life, and she was freezing. He could be a yeti for all she cared. ↗


— Krystal Shannan


#holiday #humor #multicultural #romance #humor

الأدباء ينتحرون دائما في النهاية. رجال التحريات يعرفون هذا. لكنهم كذلك يعرفون أن الأدباء لا يبذلون جهدا في إخفاء جثثهم بعد الإنتحار. إنهم مهملون ويتركون جثثهم بأمخاخهاالمتفجرة وشرايينها المقطوعة في أي مكان، كأن باقي البشر خدمٌ لهم. إنهم مغرورون كذلك. ↗


— أحمد خالد توفيق


#sarcasm #humor

What in god’s name happened to your nuts?” “They met a jet-powered water hose.” He grimaced. “They’re already healing.” A rare glint of amusement lit Lawrence’s eyes. “You have balls of steel.” “You have inappropriate humour. ↗


— Dianna Hardy


#humor #humour #nuts #torture #humor

Taking out werewolves, I gather and surmise, is akin to taking out a SEAL team. ↗


— Patricia Briggs


#fair-game #humor #indestructible #leslie #werewolves

One lone butterfly flapped his wings somewhere in the vicinity of my spleen. He was probably a scout. No doubt six million other butterflies were hot on his heels, if butterflies even have heels. ↗


— John Inman


#humor






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