#hum

Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting. ↗

— Winston Churchill

#humor

I try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face. ↗

— Johnny Depp

#humor #humor

Think, think, think. ↗

— A.A. Milne

#think #humor

The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor

If I shot an arrow and thought about an ass, would it surprise you if it hit Erik? ↗

— P.C. Cast

#stark #tempted #humor

Definition of rock journalism: People who can't write, doing interviews with people who can't think, in order to prepare articles for people who can't read. ↗

— Frank Zappa

#music #writing #humor

I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. ↗

— Dorothy Parker

#men #romance #humor

Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#humor #innuendo #naughty #humor

There's some heinous fuckery goin' on mon. ↗

— Christopher Moore

#humor #humor

I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#hiccup #hobbes #humor #humor