#hum

Really, when you think about it, how can God speak through everybody? Hmmmmmm. ↗

— Art Hochberg

#inspirational #art

After that came her biggie: a triple murder--her dealer, the dealer's sister, and the dealer's sister's boyfriend. Reading that made me feel a little funny that we'd fucked and I'd loved her. ↗

— George Saunders

#humor #regret #love

The door opened. "We're here," said Mrs. Rogers. Aunt Myra came in. "Now!" said Amelia Bedelia. "Greetings, greetings, greetings," said the three children. "What's that about?" said Mrs. Rogers. "You said to greet Aunt Myra with Carols," said Amelia Bedelia. "Here's Carol Lee, Carol Green, and Carol Lake." "What lovely Carols," said Aunt Myra. "Thank you. ↗

— Peggy Parish

#love

Hey!” Mena exclaimed “Don’t knock Jeopardy. I love that show” “So do I” Max admitted. “I like it when I know the answers.” Logan added. Trent turned to Logan, “Dude, if you hate the show, all you had to do was say so. ↗

— Amanda Kelly

#sarcastic-humor #love

I've never been in love, but if a penguin can find a soul mate, I'm sure I can, too. ↗

— Rebekah Crane

#love #penguins #ya #love

I love you and I don’t care who knows it. I want to express your uninhibited self-promotion. ↗

— Bauvard

#humor #love #love

Mr. Lundberg: "I asked you for your position on capital punishment." Student: "Prone. ↗

— Kristin Hannah

#humor #love

Angie: "How do I pitch these ideas to her?" Mira: "From a distance, preferably wearing body armor. ↗

— Kristin Hannah

#ideas #psychology #love

Takjil... bagiku ia tak hanya sebungkus penganan penunda rasa dahaga. Ada sebungkus kebersamaan di sana yang menyertainya. Takjil... bagiku ia tak hanya penganan yang diberikan secara cuma-cuma kepada orang yang sedang berpuasa. Ada Toleransi dan kerukunan hidup beragama yang juga terselib di dalamnya. ↗

— Stebby Julionatan

#life #love #love

Okay, woman. Spit that canary out and wipe those feathers off your chin. What the heck happened to you? Last night you were crying over a laxative commercial on TV. ↗

— Katherine Allred

#love