#hum

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. ↗

— Attributed to Arthur McBride Bloch

#humor #writing #funny

you ever have that feeling when you step down onto a footstep that isn't there? ↗

— P.G. Wodehouse

#wodehouse #humor

Sketchy black van? Weird stalking of my house? What are you going to do next, offer me some candy? ↗

— Hannah Harrington

#hannah-harrington #harper-scott #humour #jake-tolan #sarcasm

Her head titled to the side and her eyebrows crept up her face. It was her uh-durrr face, she was just too kind to actually say it to me. ↗

— H.M. Ward

#humor #katie #mari #trystan-scott #life

People can only live fully by helping others to live. When you give life to friends you truly live. Cultures can only realize their further richness by honoring other traditions. And only by respecting natural life can humanity continue to exist. ↗

— Daisaku Ikeda

#humanism #life

And what, O Queen, are those things that are dear to a man? Are they not bubbles? Is not ambition but an endless ladder by which no height is ever climbed till the last unreachable rung is mounted? For height leads on to height, and there is not resting-place among them, and rung doth grow upon rung, and there is no limit to the number. ↗

— H. Rider Haggard

#endeavors #greed #humanity #ladder #learning

Many mickles make a muckle. ↗

— Ron Chernow

#scottish-adage #life

Namaste, Prince of Naga-loka. I'm grateful. You're a fine fellow." He stuck out his tongue and grinned wickedly. "For a royal wriggler." "Namaste, O flea-ridden tree-climber," Shesha replied, with a fond glint in his eyes. "May your life be as long as you insolence is great. ↗

— Lloyd Alexander

#life

The whole room said, "Admire without touching anything and then get out. ↗

— Kaje Harper

#life

If things are really overwhelming and you need to talk, you can give me a call at 347-273-2044. ↗

— Eugene Mirman

#humor #support #talking #life