#hum

Are you scared? I understand. The first time I saw my reflection in the mirror, even I was frightened by how BIG my reflection was. ↗

— Atsushi Ohkubo

#humour #manga #manga

Yes. We will live the rest of our lives in hell. It's not so bad: as long as you're prepared for it, you can live anywhere. ↗

— Mizuki Nomura

#manga #manga

I had officially joined the cacophony of sick mother fuckers. ↗

— Betsy Lerner

#mental-illness #food

I'd rather eat nothing than eat a carrot. ↗

— Marian Keyes

#humor #food

Don't fret. We'll just have to find something else you're good at besides killing people. ↗

— Clare B. Dunkle

#humor

I go where the lizards tell me. ↗

— Scott Westerfeld

#humor

For desert, maybe we can split a couple of crumbs. ↗

— Nicholas Sparks

#humor #skinny #food

But I don't understand God. I don't understand how he could see the way people treat one another, and not chalk up the whole human race as a bad idea. ↗

— Jim Butcher

#grave-peril #harry-dresden #human-race #harry-dresden

Every good idea sooner or later degenerates into hard work. ↗

— Calvin Trillin

#inspirational #humor

Men lie to get laid, women lie about orgasms, and hermaphrodites lie to themselves.
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— Jarod Kintz

#deception #funny #hermaphrodites #humor #lie