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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. ↗


— George Carlin


#humor

Kids. You gotta love them. I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon--perfect. ↗


— Jim Butcher


#humor #kids #storm_front #humor

I stood my ground. "You evil scientist are all the same--evil. Count me out." Fang and I brushed past Mr. God and walked quickly but smoothly to the exit. It was barely noon, and I'd already made a huge enemy. Dang, I'm good. ↗


— James Patterson


#humor #maximum-ride #maxride #humor

In a series of events, all of which had been a bit thick, this, in his opinion, achieved the maximum of thickness. ↗


— P.G. Wodehouse


#humor

Why did Mother ask you to help me rescue Gelsi?" I asked Leif. "She thought I could assist you in some way. Instead, I had tried to-" "Kill me? You can join the 'I Want to Kill Yelena Guild.' I hear they have six members in good standing. Valek is president since he had wanted to kill me twice." --Yelena to Leif ↗


— Maria V. Snyder


#leif #yelena #humor

And besides . . . I don’t want to leave you. Er, you guys.” He smiled, and it lit up his whole face. “Well, ‘we’ are certainly happy to hear that. Oh, and I’m also happy to watch our darling little love child dragon while you’re in St. Louis.” I grinned back. ↗


— Richelle Mead


#awww #contentment #conversation #humor #love

She'll be back," Ranger said. "But not tonight." [Stephanie] "How'd you get her to leave?" "Told her I was gonna spend the next twelve hours ruining you for all other men, and so she might as well go home." I could feel the heat rush to my face. Ranger gave me the wolf smile. "I lied about it being tonight," he said. ↗


— Janet Evanovich


#ranger #romance #humor

Rule number 2 - don't listen to me!" Arriane laughed, "I'm certifiably insane! ↗


— Lauren Kate


#fallen #humor #luce #young-adult-fiction #humor

Harry," Bob drawled, his eye lights flickering smugly, "what you know about women, I could juggle. ↗


— Jim Butcher


#women #humor

I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension. ↗


— Steven Wright


#sci-fi #sf #humor






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