#humor

Its Batteries! I just know it! ↗

— Alison

#funny #humor #funny

Join up the different aspects of yourself – sort of like a team. ↗

— Art Hochberg

#inspirational #art

when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "Fuck you" right under your nose. ↗

— J.D. Salinger

#humor

My books are my staple diet. As serious as insulin doses for those who are diabetics! ↗

— Hlovate

#diet

Did I hear God call me an idiot? ↗

— Wm. Paul Young

#humor #idiot #humor

Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom ↗

— George Carlin

#age

Men are like wine-some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. ↗

— Pope John XXIII

#humor #wine #age

All I need is your love. And money. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#humor #love #money #age

We were all so young that there were no lines on our faces to read between. ↗

— Phyllis Theroux

#humor #age

PIGEON MY ARSE! ↗

— Sarah Waters

#humor #anger